QUOTABLE QUOTES

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !

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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash

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A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

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Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

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You can’t buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it

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True friends stab you in the front

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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

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Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

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Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

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