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Rare gorilla problem

A small zoo in Oklahoma had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper
thought they might have a solution.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be
willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed
some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer,
but only under four conditions:

“First”, Bobby Lee said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her on the lips.”
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

“Second”, he said, “You can’t never tell no one about this.”
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

“Third”, Bobby Lee said, “I want all the chil’drun raised as
Baptist.” Once again it was agreed.

“And last of all”, Bobby Lee stated, “You gotta give me another
week to come up with the $500.00.”


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